Ladies, You Know You're A Mom when......
YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when going to the bathroom w/the door closed is considered ME TIME!!!
YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when you find yourself sitting in your car in a Sonic parking lot, biting the apple skins off the apple "fries" because your 3 yr old just doesn't "like the red things".
YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when without thinking, you automatically add "IE" to everything... tubbie, nappie, lunchie, sockie, milkie. What's embarrassing is when you use these "IE" words with an adult at work! "I can't wait to eat my lunchie".
YKYAM- You know You’re a Mom: when you find it romantic when your significant other unloads & loads the dishwasher. Who needs flowers and chocolate? Flowers die and then you have to wash the vase and chocolates taste oh, so good but then you feel guilty for eating the whole box in 2 seconds.
YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom: when the sight of bright purple reminds you of an annoying-sounding dinosaur and not a sparkling amethyst!
YKYAM- You Know You're A Mom when instead of finding a lipstick in your pocket or bottom of your purse, you find a handful of cheerios and a broken crayon!
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